A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday,  a
 woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun  on the
 other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over,  walked up to the car, with
 that classic patronizing smirk we all  know and love, asked, "What's
 your hurry?"

To which she  replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you  do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop  stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And
just what does a rectum  stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one  finger,
then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then  with
my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both  hands in, and then
I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6  feet."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he  asked

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a  bridge."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the  Cop's Face - PRICELESS!