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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away


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donquixotenz
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« on: January 29, 2009, 05:26:28 pm »

A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him,
he says, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of
Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."

The man grabs the doc's arm and holds tight, "no way. I hate needles, I'm
not having any shot!"

So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."

The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of
days. I'm not having gas."


So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he
says. "Take this pill."


The man asks "What is it?"


The doc replies, "Viagra."


The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks.


"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to
while I pull your tooth!"
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.

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