A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

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Re: A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

« Reply #425 on: October 29, 2010, 08:46:18 pm »

The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens

he kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he

went to feed the birds and discovered

that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in

the village, so he questioned
his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation,

'Has anybody got a cock? '

All the men stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock? '

All the women stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock that
doesn't belong to them? '

Half the women stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen MY cock? '
Sixteen altar boys, two priests
and a goat stood up.

The priest fainted.

Amen~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


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