Two rabbits are enjoying a quiet beer at a snack bar and one rabbit says, "Im feeling a bit peckish, i think Ill have a cheese toastie"
So he orders the cheese toastie and when it arrives he chows down and in no time its gone. ten minutes later the rabbit is hungry again, so he orders a steak and egg toastie this time.
Again he chows down and feeling satisfied he goes back to chatting with the other rabbit.
Ten minutes later he feels hungry yet again, so this time he orders a hawaiian toastie with pineapples and sweet corn. Eventually he manages to finish it off and he turns to the other rabbit, and before he can say anything he falls off his stool and, he's stone cold dead, with his four feet sticking up in the air.
Well anyhoo.....the dead rabbit appears at the pearly gates and says to saint Peter. " What happened?...why did I kark it? Saint Peter cant answer him so the rabbit thinks and thinks real hard hmmmm, what did I do wrong?....and then boom!!! a flash of insight hits him and he says to himself.
I must have died from mixing me toasties"
