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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

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« Reply #400 on: May 22, 2010, 07:14:41 am »


The only cow in a small town in  Australia stopped giving milk.

The townsfolk found they could buy a cow in  New Zealand quite

Cheaply.  They brought the cow from  New Zealand and it was wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.

They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.  No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he was never able to do the deed.

The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening, and ask his advice.

"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.  If he approaches from the back, she moves forward,"  they said.  "When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.  If he attempts from the one side, she walks away to the other side."

"The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,  "Did you by chance, buy this cow in  New Zealand .... ?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had bought the cow over from  New Zealand .

"You are truly a wise Vet,"  they said.  "How did you know we got the cow in  New Zealand .... ?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,  "My wife is from New Zealand ..... !"
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But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

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