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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2009, 08:09:02 pm »

A Wee Scottish Tale.


A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a  Highland burn. 

A  Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae  drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'

The  man replies,
'My  Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The keeper  replies,

'I  said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!
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