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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

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« Reply #400 on: October 12, 2009, 11:31:37 pm »

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
 
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'
 
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
 
The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green .'
 
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'
 
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
 
Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
and I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
 
Mujibar now works at a call center.
 
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

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