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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away


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« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2009, 06:42:53 am »

'The Toast'


John O'Reilly hoisted his beer... and said
"Here's to spending the rest of me life,between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"


John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said."

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."


Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me,and I was a bit surprised meself.

You know, he's only been
there twice in the last four years.


Once he fell asleep,
and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.

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