Message #48802

[donquixotenz]

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. 

 

The music was really, really  loud, so I timed my farts with the beat..

After a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my pint and noticed that  everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.