donquixotenz
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The Geography of a Woman !
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain ; very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece ; gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ; with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel ; has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ; self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet ; wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN.... Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran ; ruled by nuts.
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.
But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...
WOW, What a Ride!"
Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.
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