Message #20765

[donquixotenz]

Cant remember whether this has been posted before but is funny enough to be repeated.   



in  a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
 A  nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of  the buttons on the wall.
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
        Each  button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labeled ATR.
Who  would know if he touched them?   
 He  couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his
bottom. What  a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

 Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm
 water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP  button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of
 spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was  more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be  supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened" he asked''







You pushed the ATR button.








which was the automatic











 Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."