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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

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« Reply #175 on: April 07, 2009, 04:14:12 pm »
Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional.  The following conversation ensues:
 Man:  'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.  Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.  We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
 Priest:  'Are you sorry for your sins?'
  Man:  'What sins?'
 Priest:  'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
 Man:  'I'm Jewish.'
 Priest:  'Why are you telling me all this?'
 Man:  'I'm 92 years old ....  I'm telling everybody!'
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.

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