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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away


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« on: February 02, 2009, 04:54:46 am »

Subject: Italian Lesson

Two Italian men get on a bus and after taking their seats they become absorbed in an animated conversation.

A lady sitting nearby tries to ignore them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them apparently graphically describing his lascivious bedroom pursuits :

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last-a time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," yelled out the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak out in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Whos-a talkin' abouta sex? I'm-a just-a tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

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