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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

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« Reply #175 on: April 03, 2009, 06:43:26 pm »

 There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.  Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
 The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
 The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times..'
 The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
 The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
 The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.

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