Message #17155

[donquixotenz]

Young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day Joe,
Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all
the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold,
more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They
chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch
breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important. They even gave her, her very own hard hat and gloves.
At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope
containing two dollars in 10 cent coins. The little girl took her 'pay'
home  to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had
received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the
little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact
she  had a 'pay packet'.
'You must have worked very hard to earn all this,' said the bank  cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, 'I worked all last week with the men
building a big house.'
'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier. 'Will you be working on the
house again this week, as well?' The little girl thought for a moment  and
said...
'I think so. Provided those wankers at Bunning's deliver the f*cking  frames
 and it doesn't piss down with rain .'