Message #16268

[donquixotenz]

The Irish Diet


An irish man was terribly over weight so his Doctor put him on a diet .
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a full day," he said, " and then, repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds in weight. "
"Raet den," says the Irish man, and off he went.

When the Irish man returned to the clinic the Doctor was amazed to see that Paddy had lost nearly 60 pounds.
"That is amazing Paddy," the Doctor said, " you must have followed my instructions to the letter?"
The Irish man nodded, ... "I tell ya, doe, by Jaesuz, I t'aut I t'aut I wuz gunna drop down daeid on dat turd day!
"From hunger, you mean ?"...
" No fraem all dat fokkin skippin, " the "Irish man said.