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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away


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« Reply #500 on: October 25, 2014, 02:59:41 pm »


Postman Pat's last day

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for $500.

At the second house, they presented him with fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold plated box.

The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year-old Scotch Whisky.

At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a blonde woman in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from beneath the cup's bottom edge.

“All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what is the five dollars for?”

“Well,” said the blonde lady, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”

He said, “Fuck him. Give him five bucks.”

She smiled prettily, “The breakfast was my idea.”

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