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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away


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« Reply #475 on: June 28, 2013, 09:49:10 pm »

LMAO...PRICELESS!!

 A London lawyer drives past a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.

 He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a
 London lawyer, and is certain that he has a
 better education than any Paddy cop!. He decides to prove this
 to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!!

 Irish Garda says,' License and registration, please.'

 London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

 Irish Garda replies, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the
 Stop sign.'

 London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

 Irish Garda says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop.
 License And registration, please.'

 London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

 Irish Garda says, 'The difference is, you have to come to
 complete stop, that's the law. License and registration,
 please!'

 London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference
 between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and
 registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go
 and don't give me the ticket.'

 Irish Garda says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

 The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out
 his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer with it
 and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
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