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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away


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donquixotenz
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« Reply #100 on: March 11, 2009, 09:36:54 am »

AIN'T LOVE GRAND.

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,

"He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

"THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,

"That's more than twice a week!

You could learn a lot from him.

" They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,

"That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one

The husband looked at her and said,

"Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow."

PLEASE NOTE:

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.

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