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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

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« Reply #100 on: March 09, 2009, 08:56:25 pm »

After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in Good
health. Do you have any medical concerns You would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually cold And
chilly, and then, after I have sex with her The second time, I am usually
hot and sweaty."

Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything
Appears to be fine. Do you have any medical Concerns that you would like to
discuss with me?" She, too, replied that She had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He Claims
that he is usually cold and chilly after Having sex with you the first time,
and then hot and sweaty after the Second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is
Usually in January and the second time is in August."
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