Message #11875

[donquixotenz]

Reporting

Slanting the news...many a true word said in jest...
Two boys are playing with a rugby ball on the street outside Eden
Park when one is attacked by a rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy took a stick and managed to wedge it
down the dog's collar and twist, choking the dog and stopping the attack.

A reporter sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

'Young Warrior Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal,' he starts
writing in his notebook.

'But I'm not a Warriors fan,' the little hero replied.

'Sorry, since we are in Auckland , I just assumed you were,' said the
reporter and starts again.

'All Black Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,....' he continued
writing in his notebook.

'I'm not an All Black fan either!' the boy said.

'I assumed everyone in Auckland was either for the Warriors or the
All Blacks. So what team DO you root for?' the reporter asked.

'I'm a Roosters and Wallaby fan!', the child beamed.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

'Little B****** from Australia Kills Beloved Family Pet'