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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away


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donquixotenz
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STILL TILTING


« Reply #100 on: March 09, 2009, 11:35:16 am »

LITTLE FLAB!!



One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her
on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of Your
control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, She kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your
bra."

This was beyond a silent response...

So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in
place, she said... "You know,

if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the
pool man and your brother
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.

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