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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

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« Reply #75 on: March 05, 2009, 09:27:04 am »

WARNING
Another sheep joke so if you are going to be offended dont read it



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A Cowboy meets an Australian herding sheep in the Blue Mountains.

Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Aussie: "Nah mate, thees Dog does not talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."


Aussie: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Aussie your owner?" (pointing at the Aussie)
Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."

Aussie: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Aussie: "Nah mate, thees Horse does not talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Aussie: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Aussie)

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: " How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me , brushes me down
often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Aussie: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Aussie: "Nah mate, thees Sheep lies."
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.

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