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A Laugh a day keeps the Doctor away

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« Reply #75 on: March 04, 2009, 07:50:15 am »

One day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary his darlin' of 10
glorious years. He went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead!

Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided that
he must get himself another mate. But he just might like to cross the
feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate.

He found a lovely DOVE and brought her back to the nest. The sex was OK but
all the DOVE would say is I am a DOVE, I want to Love! I am a DOVE, I want
to love! Well, this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the Dove out of the
nest and flew off once more to find a mate.

He found a very sexy LOON and brought her back to the nest: again the sex
was great, but all the LOON would say is, I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am
a LOON, I want to spoon! Egads, out with the LOON.

Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous DUCK,
so he brought the DUCK back to the nest . Again the sex was great, but all
the DUCK would say was...well .... you know ....





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No ...... the DUCK didn't say THAT!!!!! What an awful mind you have!!!










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The Duck said, I am a DRAKE, you made a MISTAKE!

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

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