Lovelee
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The other day I needed to go to Middlemore A & E. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue suit and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet on to the top pocket of my jacket..
When I went into the A & E, I noticed that 3/4 of the people
got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at Work & Income. It saved me 5 hours.
At Britomart, getting a seat on the train to Papakura, sweet as, almost had a whole carriage.
At the launderette, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though.....
The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order...
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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