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Something Men should always remember

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Calliope
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« on: February 02, 2009, 08:33:42 am »

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
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[W]hat the internet and its cult of anonymity do is to provide a blanket sort of immunity for anybody who wants to say anything about anybody else, and it would be difficult in this sense to think of a more morally deformed exploitation of the concept of free speech.
- Richard Bernstein in the New York Times

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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2009, 09:16:57 am »

LOL

I found this whole board funny.KTJ( man folk) post about fast plane and stuff and then nitpicker( a darling lady) post about unplugging the shitter..lol..
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CS Lewis says in 'A Grief Observed'
"I need Christ, not something that resembles Him.”
Sir Blodsnogger
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 03:18:09 am »

Wimmen usually make your debt at the bank greater too.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 11:29:48 am »

LOL

I found this whole board funny.KTJ( man folk) post about fast plane and stuff and then nitpicker( a darling lady) post about unplugging the shitter..lol..


That could easily be fixed! It is possible to use the settings of this group to only allow access to post messages in this messageboard to people who have checked the gender box on their profile and displayed that they are a male!

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bump head benny
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2009, 04:20:38 am »

 Grin
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2009, 06:24:08 am »

LOL

I found this whole board funny.KTJ( man folk) post about fast plane and stuff and then nitpicker( a darling lady) post about unplugging the shitter..lol..


That could easily be fixed! It is possible to use the settings of this group to only allow access to post messages in this messageboard to people who have checked the gender box on their profile and displayed that they are a male!

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What?? Are you saying only men can post in here??
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
Sir Blodsnogger
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 02:47:12 am »

Typical.
Bludy typical of wimmen sticking their noses in where they have no right to even read what we men write.

Take your shoes off and go cook in the kitchen or go fiddle with your recipes and knitting needles you nosey buggers
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2009, 10:06:49 am »

LOL no problems if thats the cae though, youd better let the male who insists on posting 'wimmin stuff' in the wimmins part know.  Wink
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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STILL TILTING


« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2009, 10:10:16 am »

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2009, 02:57:33 am »

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Lets kill all the warmongers.

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