Xtra News Community 2
August 20, 2019, 11:46:47 pm
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Welcome to Xtra News Community 2 please also join our XNC2-BACKUP-GROUP.
 
  Home Help Arcade Gallery Links BITEBACK! XNC2-BACKUP-GROUP Staff List Login Register  

CATATONIA


Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: CATATONIA  (Read 180 times)
Nitpicker1
Guest
« on: February 24, 2009, 07:54:18 pm »

Report Spam   Logged

Alicat
Guest
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2009, 08:08:41 pm »



LOL - felines certainly get themselves into some interesting poses!
Report Spam   Logged
donquixotenz
Senator
Shit-Hot Member
*
Posts: 2335


STILL TILTING


« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2009, 09:35:26 am »

Report Spam   Logged

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.
Alicat
Guest
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2009, 07:26:37 pm »

Don!

If I showed THAT picture to Yogi, he'd bite you where you did NOT want to be bitten.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2009, 07:45:35 pm by Alicat » Report Spam   Logged
donquixotenz
Senator
Shit-Hot Member
*
Posts: 2335


STILL TILTING


« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2009, 07:28:10 pm »

 Smiley
Report Spam   Logged

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.
Alicat
Guest
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2009, 07:48:02 pm »

Smiley

In fact, you wouldn't be the first human Yogi had put in hospital
Report Spam   Logged
donquixotenz
Senator
Shit-Hot Member
*
Posts: 2335


STILL TILTING


« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2009, 11:52:09 pm »

When God Created Kitty Cats
He had no recipe;
He knew He wanted something sweet,
As sweet as sweet could be.

He started out with sugar,
Adding just a trace of spice;
Then stirred in drops of morning dew,
To keep them fresh and nice.

He thought cats should be soft to pet,
Thus He gave them coats of fur;
So they could show they were content,
He taught them how to purr.

He made for them long tails to wave,
While strutting down the walk;
Then trained them in meow-ology,
So they could do cat-talk.

He made them into acrobats,
And gave them grace and poise;
Their wide-eyed curiosity,
He took from little boys.

He put whiskers on their faces,
Gave them tiny ears for caps;
Then shaped their little bodies,
To snugly fit on laps.

He gave them eyes as big as saucers,
To look into man's soul;
Then set a tolerance for mankind,
As their purpose and their goal.

Benevolent ... and ... generous,
He made so many of them;
Then charged, with Fatherly Concern,
The human race to love them.

When one jumped up upon His lap,
God gently stroked its head;
The cat gave Him a kitty kiss,
"What wondrous love," God said.

God smiled at His accomplishment,
So pleased with His creation;
And said, with pride, as He sat back,

"At last. . .I've reached purr-fection!"


Report Spam   Logged

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.
Shef
Senator
Shit-Hot Member
*
Posts: 1407



« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 06:34:26 pm »

Don, that is beautiful
Report Spam   Logged

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
Alicat
Guest
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2009, 08:26:52 pm »

"At last. . .I've reached purr-fection!"
What a lovely poem. My lot are all nodding their heads in agreement
Report Spam   Logged
Nitpicker1
Guest
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 07:32:46 am »



"They kept me locked indoors all day,
I wuzz busting!"
Report Spam   Logged
TokGal
Shit-Hot Member
*
Posts: 1473



« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2009, 12:39:51 pm »



I hope this works, this our Momma Cat, she was living wild until about 3 months ago, now she loves being indoors and being petted.
Report Spam   Logged
Alicat
Guest
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2009, 01:37:01 pm »

TokGal - what a pretty face she has
Report Spam   Logged
TokGal
Shit-Hot Member
*
Posts: 1473



« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2009, 11:06:59 am »

Thankyou Alicat, I think so too. Her kittens are even prettier, even if they are tearaways.  Wink
Report Spam   Logged

Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by EzPortal
Open XNC2 Smileys
Bookmark this site! | Upgrade This Forum
SMF For Free - Create your own Forum

Buy traffic for your forum/website
Powered by SMF | SMF © 2016, Simple Machines
Privacy Policy
Page created in 0.078 seconds with 13 queries.