ROFLMAO
At least you know if any catnapper tried anything, your neighbour would be right up there in the front line fighting tooth and nail.
Bailey may be a tart, but she has a loyal fanbase.
I've never known a kitten before who has received so many visitors - just for her!
When Bailey was allowed out for the first time she was on restricted time outside. Being a nosey Burmese, she went wandering but stayed fairly close to home - either her own property or the next door neighbours. She was brought home by this particular neighbour after there was a commotion in her fenced off backyard. When she went outside there was Bailey being baled up by her 2 large dogs. Bailey was okay but bottle-brushed along her back and tail. Poor Bailey was growling quietly was snogging the neighbour. That was back in December. Everytime the neighbour visits, Bailey gets a bottle brush tail and back. There's no growling. In spite of the bottle brush, Bailey runs at her and gives her the full on smooch.