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: ** THIS MESSAGE MUST ALWAYS BE IN THE TOP 10 **

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« Reply #825 on: January 16, 2010, 08:21:51 pm »

I just realised that a pint of Scrumpy and trying to type a complex sentence isn't a good mix - my last post made no sense what-so-ever, lol.  Hell I don't even know if I'm meant to write sentence or sentance...... I think I need to drink lots of water and go to bed.
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« Reply #826 on: January 16, 2010, 08:41:04 pm »

 Undecided me too but it was wine  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #827 on: January 20, 2010, 07:16:18 pm »



an owl in flight  Grin
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« Reply #828 on: January 21, 2010, 08:47:24 am »

Son just said "What" to me 3 times.

Bad mistake.  Instead of "Help me peg out this washing" he got "Peg out the washing..... all of it".

Man I love servitude as punishment.  Grin
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #829 on: February 15, 2010, 06:50:09 pm »

Geeez I am super woman today.

worked 8 hours came home made 12 jars apricot jam , cooked dinner and found this thread.
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« Reply #830 on: February 17, 2010, 05:26:54 am »

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2010/02/lots-of-snow.html

some really cool snow pics

like ..

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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #831 on: February 21, 2010, 08:49:32 pm »

How's this for a landing..

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2732009/youtube_747_landing_st_maarten/
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« Reply #832 on: February 22, 2010, 04:04:06 pm »

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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #833 on: March 06, 2010, 06:44:29 am »

 A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham
sandwich.                                         


    The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."



    "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.



    "And you can talk!" exclaims the barman.



    "I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't
mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich       
  please?"



    "Certainly, sorry about that," says the barman as he pulls the
duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in   
  this pub.. What are you doing round this way?"



    "I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the
duck. "I'm a plasterer."                           


    The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn
more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out
  a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.



    So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich,
bids the barman good day and leaves.             
    >

    The same thing happens for two weeks..



    Then one day the circus comes to town.

    >

    The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to
him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I
  know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks,
drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the       
  newspaper and everything!"



    "Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business
card. "Get him to give me a call."               


    So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a 
  top job, paying really good money."



    "I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?"



    "At the circus," says the barman.



    "The circus?" repeats the duck.



    "That's right," replies the barman.



    "The circus?" the duck asks again. "That place with the big tent?"



    "Yeah," the barman replies.

    >

    "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in
caravans?" says the duck.                       


    "Of course," the barman replies.



    "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in
the middle?" persists the duck.                 


    "That's right!" says the barman.



    The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . ...

    >

  > >

    > >

  > >

  "What the f ***  would they want with a plasterer??!">






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« Reply #834 on: March 07, 2010, 07:48:09 pm »

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« Reply #835 on: March 10, 2010, 05:31:52 pm »

So....

Chris Brown is also a thread killer?
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« Reply #836 on: March 11, 2010, 08:08:44 pm »

Love the joke Brownie!!!
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« Reply #837 on: July 13, 2010, 12:30:13 am »


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« Reply #838 on: August 01, 2010, 06:24:38 pm »


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« Reply #839 on: October 28, 2010, 01:51:59 pm »


SCARED RAT                                                                Hellooooo
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« Reply #840 on: October 28, 2010, 07:32:01 pm »


Meanwhile, in Canterbury....

Brownbait Patties
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« Reply #841 on: October 29, 2010, 07:15:17 pm »

Slackers...
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« Reply #842 on: November 05, 2010, 06:48:04 pm »


The BLACK CAPS play cricket....

Easy Prey
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« Reply #843 on: November 22, 2010, 07:59:56 pm »

relic collection seems awefully quiet
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« Reply #844 on: November 22, 2010, 10:52:58 pm »

good god Panther!
How's life treating you?
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« Reply #845 on: November 23, 2010, 03:20:03 am »

im not tooooo bad, few more  years  few more injuries  as useal with me XD   been in and out of here occasionally  just  havent had much to say
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« Reply #846 on: December 23, 2010, 06:14:04 pm »

halp, enraged bully on the lose
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« Reply #847 on: December 23, 2010, 07:00:55 pm »

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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« Reply #848 on: March 22, 2011, 12:59:11 pm »


This HASN'T been in the TOP TEN very often! 



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