beaker
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I just realised that a pint of Scrumpy and trying to type a complex sentence isn't a good mix - my last post made no sense what-so-ever, lol. Hell I don't even know if I'm meant to write sentence or sentance...... I think I need to drink lots of water and go to bed.
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This job is a test . . . It is only a test . . . Had this been a real job . . . it would have come with raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation!!!
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Lovelee
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me too but it was wine
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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Lovelee
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an owl in flight
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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dragontamer
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Son just said "What" to me 3 times. Bad mistake. Instead of "Help me peg out this washing" he got "Peg out the washing..... all of it". Man I love servitude as punishment.
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Brownie55
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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Geeez I am super woman today.
worked 8 hours came home made 12 jars apricot jam , cooked dinner and found this thread.
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I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
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Lovelee
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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Brownie55
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
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Lovelee
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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Brownie55
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk!" exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that," says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing round this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. >
The same thing happens for two weeks..
Then one day the circus comes to town.
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The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?"
"At the circus," says the barman.
"The circus?" repeats the duck.
"That's right," replies the barman.
"The circus?" the duck asks again. "That place with the big tent?"
"Yeah," the barman replies.
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"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . ...
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"What the f *** would they want with a plasterer??!">
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I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
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dragontamer
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So....
Chris Brown is also a thread killer?
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beaker
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Love the joke Brownie!!!
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This job is a test . . . It is only a test . . . Had this been a real job . . . it would have come with raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation!!!
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Kiwithrottlejockey
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Having fun in the hills!
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If you aren't living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space!
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Kiwithrottlejockey
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Having fun in the hills!
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If you aren't living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space!
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Kiwithrottlejockey
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Having fun in the hills!
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If you aren't living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space!
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Kiwithrottlejockey
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Having fun in the hills!
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Meanwhile, in Canterbury....
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If you aren't living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space!
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DazzaMc
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Slackers...
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Kiwithrottlejockey
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Having fun in the hills!
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The BLACK CAPS play cricket....
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If you aren't living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space!
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pantherrr0
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relic collection seems awefully quiet
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Brownie55
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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good god Panther! How's life treating you?
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I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
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pantherrr0
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im not tooooo bad, few more years few more injuries as useal with me XD been in and out of here occasionally just havent had much to say
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pantherrr0
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halp, enraged bully on the lose
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dragontamer
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Kiwithrottlejockey
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Having fun in the hills!
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This HASN'T been in the TOP TEN very often!
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If you aren't living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space!
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Kiwithrottlejockey
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Having fun in the hills!
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If you aren't living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space!
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