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It's official - Bobby is an idiot

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« on: May 04, 2013, 02:12:57 pm »

This took place about 10 minutes ago.


Arthur: There is a rat behind the microwave.

 Me: seriously?

 Arthur: yeah (backing away) it's a really big one. I can see its nose.

 Me: we don't have a rat trap and a mouse trap won't cut it....fetch Sally and put her behind there.

 Arthur then goes down stairs and gets Heather who carrying Sally.

 Heather: Are you sure there is a rat there - there have been no signs of one.......oh sh*t I can see its nose! It is huge. Sally climb in there good girl...........Shreeeeek!

 Arthur: Shoot!

 Sally flys off the bench.

 Heather: It's Bobby! Sorry Sally

 Rebecca: Bobby the giant rat....hahahahahaha

 Arthur: That was creepy, how did he fit behind there?
 
Moral of the story - check the tail if you think you have seen a rat. If the tail is fluffy it is a cat
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