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How do you reckon this happened?

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« on: February 20, 2009, 08:16:35 am »



A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.

It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.

A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.

Although the extent of his injuries is not known, paramedics who treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding.

He was transported to the Royal Brisbane Hospital.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2009/02/18/1234632881186.html
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2009, 08:22:39 am »

probably got his overalls caught in the thing and willie got a grind.
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2009, 09:02:21 am »




Owwwwwwwwwwww
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2009, 11:41:26 am »

probably got his overalls caught in the thing and willie got a grind.

Then I would assume the 'boys' would have been harmed as well.  I'm picking it was a moment of stupity of the "I wonder what this would feel like..." scenarios
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 02:57:01 pm »

Hmmmm he must have had some rough edges    Cry
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 03:14:44 pm »


He might of gave himself an unwanted sex change or busted a nut  Grin

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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2009, 03:17:26 pm »

Ewwwww.

My man just had a run in with a grinder the other day and took a major chunk out of his index finger.  He thought it might have been going to hurt when he saw white dust fly away from his finger.  He went right down to the bone. 

And there isn't anything to stitch.  It's gone. Undecided
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2009, 03:23:46 pm »

Cor Blimey  your man is accident prone   It was his eye last time.
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2009, 03:25:15 pm »

Those whacky Ozzy guys will root anything.
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2009, 03:26:55 pm »

Yeah - I reckon it's the fact that he's only seeing half of everything.

Don't worry - I have him insured to the ying-yang.   Grin
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2009, 04:19:08 pm »

To the yin yang?
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2009, 04:22:44 pm »

Yep that too - if it ain't covered it can't happen lol.

No.... really..... it can't.  I'll kill him.!
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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2009, 04:31:04 pm »

It's spose to be nose to the gindstone.... nose... damn it.... youth of today eh?! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2009, 04:35:12 pm »

hehe - I'm going to tell him that. 
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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2009, 04:46:47 pm »

 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2009, 06:45:17 pm »

This has happened before, a guy grinding something on the floor with one knee each side of the job. The grinder catches and throws itself back into the groin area, hey presto! mutilated johnson..
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2009, 06:48:54 pm »

mutilated johnson

mutilated johnson?


johnson?


What happened to Percy or Willie or.......?
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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2009, 06:49:12 pm »

.. the voice of experience Dish Washing
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« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2009, 09:39:58 am »

Ooooooweeee...........that would really smart!
I suppose it puts some winkie-pop and a polish out of the question for a while.

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« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2009, 08:43:27 pm »

I know a guy who was welding on a bridge and the sparks landed on his lap while he was sitting on the I beam, of course he tried to jump up when his boys started smouldering and he fell off the bridge into the river.
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« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2009, 08:48:20 pm »

Poor bastard - hope he was able to swim (at least the water'd put the spark out  Grin)
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« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2009, 08:50:57 pm »

 Grin
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« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2009, 08:54:55 pm »

well he certainly gave himself a blow.
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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2009, 08:59:36 pm »

Oh we werent too worried about him, he was the sort of guy who always excagerated his own exploits and adventures anyway, reckons he killed a cattle beast stone dead with a piece of alkathene pipe oneday. bwahahah...none of us believed him. He probably told people something like his welding rod speared 6 trout and his boots were full of whitebait when he got out of the river.
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« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2009, 09:32:50 pm »

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