Lovelee
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« on: February 20, 2009, 07:17:24 am » |
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Customs Official : 'May I know your name?' Passenger : 'Batman' Customs Official : 'What's your name!?' Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man' Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny? What's your surname?' Passenger : 'Super-man' Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?' Passenger : 'Yes' Customs Official : 'Arrest this guy...
When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification card: And also possibly the best name ever ...
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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bump head benny
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2009, 06:58:51 pm » |
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Reminds me of the old freezing workers trick of writing funny names on the aprons used for visitors. A couple I can remember were 'Mike Oxweld' or "Mike Oxwelling"....then there was the Olympic tennis player "Ai Fukuhara" from Japan.
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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DidiMau69
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On patrol Bien Hoa Province 1969
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2009, 08:59:42 pm » |
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I noted the article in the Dompost.
I've had more 'incidents' in the last 12 months in one Court.
All of my staff have been assaulted at least once and expect to be assaulted at least once before the end of the year. It goes with the job. We're trained to win.
I've got to admit that our 'clients' may be a bit different, but methinks that Airport Security are gilding the lily somewhat.
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Walk softly and carry a big stick. - Theodore Roosevelt.
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bump head benny
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2009, 09:02:44 pm » |
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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bump head benny
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 09:26:55 pm » |
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Mongrels
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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k1w14ever
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 09:47:15 pm » |
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gotta love asian countrys and there names.
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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bump head benny
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2009, 03:50:02 am » |
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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bump head benny
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2009, 04:59:12 am » |
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Where is every bluddy?
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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