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« on: February 20, 2009, 07:17:24 am »

Customs Official : 'May I know your name?'
Passenger : 'Batman'
Customs Official : 'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this guy...


When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification card:















And also possibly the best name ever ...


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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2009, 06:58:51 pm »

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Reminds me of the old freezing workers trick of writing  funny names on the aprons used for visitors.
A couple I can remember were
'Mike Oxweld' or "Mike Oxwelling"....then there was the Olympic tennis player "Ai Fukuhara" from Japan.
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2009, 08:59:42 pm »

I noted the article in the Dompost.

I've had more 'incidents' in the last 12 months in one Court.

All of my staff have been assaulted at least once and expect to be assaulted at least once before the end of the year. It goes with the job. We're trained to win.

I've got to admit that our 'clients' may be a bit different, but methinks that Airport Security are gilding the lily somewhat.

 
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2009, 09:02:44 pm »

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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 09:26:55 pm »

Mongrels  Cool
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 09:47:15 pm »

gotta love asian countrys and there names.
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2009, 03:50:02 am »

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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2009, 04:59:12 am »

Where is every bluddy?
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