Calliope
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If music be the food of love, play on
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« on: February 18, 2009, 08:11:33 am » |
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1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.
and lastly
5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.
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Lovelee
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 08:26:47 am » |
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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Newtown-Fella
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 08:36:17 am » |
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relaxed1
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 08:41:38 am » |
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LMAO
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I know how i am and your approval isn't needed
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AnFaolchu
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100th (Gordon) Highlanders 1794
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 02:09:22 pm » |
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That wouldn't work in some places... like small towns... or worse... Taranaki... all 4 women would be related to each other... or one and the same.  |
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bump head benny
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 02:42:58 pm » |
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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beaker
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 06:17:16 pm » |
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1. Obey she who holds the fry pan
2. Obey she who has you by the short and curlies
3. Praise, admire and be submissive to the above
4. Accept that life is not all sport and the pub
5. Accept that every meal - even if inedible - is a gourmet dish and you're priviledged to be eating it
Because as you men should know, the secret to a happy man - is a happy women
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This job is a test . . . It is only a test . . . Had this been a real job . . . it would have come with raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation!!!
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k1w14ever
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 06:19:34 pm » |
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hahahahahaha that is very funny  |
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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