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Free Health Care Solution

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Sir Blodsnogger
« on: December 01, 2009, 04:49:06 am »

Southern Cross getting expensive?
Senior Health Care Solution    So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care and not enough pension for you, what do you do?   
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.  You are allowed to shoot 2 MPís  and 2 Senior Government Officials. 
Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! 
New teeth, no problem.  Need glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered.   

And who will be paying for all of this? 

The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.  Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.   

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