Brownie55
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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« on: February 12, 2009, 07:43:23 pm » |
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A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
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I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
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Lovelee
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2009, 08:00:55 pm » |
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siamese twins
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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Newtown-Fella
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2009, 08:26:28 pm » |
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all her children are boys ?
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donquixotenz
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STILL TILTING
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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2009, 07:32:01 am » |
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6 plus 1 hermaphrodite
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.
But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...
WOW, What a Ride!"
Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.
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Brownie55
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2009, 09:24:30 am » |
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You got it NF
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I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
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Newtown-Fella
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 09:54:44 am » |
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My crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed.
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2009, 10:47:07 am » |
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Suicide?
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Newtown-Fella
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2009, 11:47:59 am » |
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easy peasy .... go dragontamer .....
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2009, 01:11:50 pm » |
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Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?
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Brownie55
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2009, 01:41:20 pm » |
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They lived in the Antartic and it was light 24/7
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I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2009, 03:38:58 pm » |
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Sally was blind and "reads" with her fingers (Braille)
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Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2009, 05:32:24 pm » |
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With a name like Sergi they probably were in the Arctic - Russian side
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2009, 08:12:15 am » |
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Shefs right.
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2009, 06:12:54 am » |
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Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister-in-law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?
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Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
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Lovelee
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2009, 07:46:55 am » |
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Mummy
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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Shef
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« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2009, 08:23:36 am » |
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God that must have been way easy I get confused just reading it LOL
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Lovelee
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« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2009, 02:25:49 pm » |
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I substituted each person for a member of my own family
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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Lovelee
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« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2009, 02:27:15 pm » |
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I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I?
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2009, 05:01:45 pm » |
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a snake ?
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Lovelee
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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2009, 05:52:02 pm » |
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Correct!!
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2009, 07:30:49 pm » |
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Four men were in a boat on the lake.
The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet !
Why?
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2009, 08:45:23 pm » |
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they were all married men
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Brownie55
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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2009, 09:36:55 pm » |
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What kind of cheese is made backwards? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2009, 09:46:17 pm » |
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they were all married men correct Calliope now ignore its highness Brownie and you ask a riddle Calliope ... jeez some people butting in
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Brownie55
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2009, 10:11:12 pm » |
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I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
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