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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« on: February 12, 2009, 07:43:23 pm »

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2009, 08:00:55 pm »

siamese twins  Grin
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2009, 08:26:28 pm »

all her children are boys ?
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STILL TILTING


« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2009, 07:32:01 am »

6 plus 1 hermaphrodite
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2009, 09:24:30 am »

You got it NF 
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 09:54:44 am »

My crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed.
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2009, 10:47:07 am »

Suicide?
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2009, 11:47:59 am »

easy peasy ....

go dragontamer .....

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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2009, 01:11:50 pm »

Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2009, 01:41:20 pm »

They lived in the Antartic    and it was light 24/7
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2009, 03:38:58 pm »

Sally was blind and "reads" with her fingers (Braille)
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2009, 05:32:24 pm »

With a name like Sergi they probably were in the Arctic - Russian side
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2009, 08:12:15 am »

Shefs right.   Grin
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2009, 06:12:54 am »

Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister-in-law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2009, 07:46:55 am »

Mummy
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2009, 08:23:36 am »

God that must have been way easy I get confused just reading it LOL
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« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2009, 02:25:49 pm »

I substituted each person for a member of my own family  Wink
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« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2009, 02:27:15 pm »

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
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« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2009, 05:01:45 pm »

a snake ?
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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2009, 05:52:02 pm »

Correct!!
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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2009, 07:30:49 pm »

Four men were in a boat on the lake.

The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet !


Why?
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2009, 08:45:23 pm »

they were all married men
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2009, 09:36:55 pm »

What kind of cheese is made backwards?
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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2009, 09:46:17 pm »

they were all married men

correct  Calliope

now ignore its highness  Brownie and you ask a riddle Calliope ...

jeez some people butting in  Angry
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2009, 10:11:12 pm »

 Huh
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