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« on: February 25, 2013, 05:55:58 pm »

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
 
1. Feed him
 2. Sleep with him
 3. Leave him with peace
 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
 5. Don't bother him with his
 movements
 So whats so hard about that
 ?
 
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
 
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
 woman happy, a man only needs
 to be:
 
1. a friend
 2. a companion
 3. a lover
 4. a brother
 5. a father
 6. a master
 7. a chef
 8. an electrician
 9. a plumber
 10. a mechanic
 11. a carpenter
 12. a decorator
 13. a stylist
 14. a sexologist
 15. a gynecologist
 16. a psychologist
 17. a pest exterminator
 18. a psychiatrist
 19. a healer
 20. a good listener
 21. an organizer
 22. a good father
 23. very clean
 24. sympathetic
 25. athletic
 26. warm
 27. attentive
 28. gallant
 29. intelligent
 30. funny
 31. creative
 32. tender
 33. strong
 34. understanding
 35. tolerant
 36. prudent
 37. ambitious
 38. capable
 39. courageous
 40. determined
 41. true
 42. dependable
 43. passionate
 
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
 44. give her compliments
 regularly
 45. Go shopping with her
 46. be honest
 47. be very rich
 48. not stress her out
 49. not look at other girls
 AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
 MUST ALSO:
 50. give her lots of attention
 51. give her lots of time,
 especially time for herself
 52. give her lots of space, never
 worrying about where she goes.
 
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
 IMPORTANT
 53. never forget
 *birthdays
 *anniversaries
 *valentine
 *arrangements she makes.
 
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