relaxed1
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« on: February 11, 2009, 02:53:39 am » |
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Well are reading the post and we know which one it is i decided for all thoughs who take the "moral highbrow" attitude over the use of the word fuck and cunt i thought i might just spin it a bit. I use the word fuck and cunt when it comes to molesting children, rapeing women and any other thime i feel i need to vent. Here are a few other times i have used it in public I said thats just "a fucked up mess" when a doctor operated on my mum and almost killed her through negligence a few years back When i lived in NZ we had ne neighbours hadn't even really met them untill the women runing down her driveway trying to get away from her hubby who was on a "p" come down and going to kill her, we managed to get her inside she was on her knees in my dining room freaking the fuck out....next second her hubby was trying to climb over my fence i was yelling at him to stay where he was he was having that...so i ran to the bedroom got the 22 ran back to the window...told him to take his FUCKING hands off my fence and FUCK OFF or else i was going to shoot him...he fucked off...thanks dad for teaching me to load a rifle and target practice.. There are times when i just say it in my head, when i am holding someones hand through the hard times.....or hospital appointments...relationships go bad. When people need a hand up through no fault of there own... Sometimes i WISH i could use the word FUCK when i have to speak for thoughs who cannot find the write words in different situations. OOOooOOOH i also used it at xmas time when we couldn't get out for days because of the snow...just stood in the drive way talking to myself saying "i'm fucked" I also use a lot when i am in Seattle city because people can't drive and sometimes they say it back to me...fuck you!! no no fuck you!! I also said oooOOOooooh FUCK when the path was dug iced over and i started to slide down it waiting to fall over... SO i wonder if all the ones that think just because i swear i am not decent and blah blah I wonder if they are really thinking in thier head that i am "fucked"but just don't say it out loud.
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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2009, 05:46:33 am » |
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I said fuck yesterday when I saw my little car
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2009, 05:59:17 am » |
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I said something similar when the missus drove the new Mondeo in to a road barrier on Sunday.
And phoned me to say that she had a flat tyre!
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2009, 06:10:53 am » |
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I said it about two dozen times in 10 seconds when I stubbed my toe!
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2009, 06:15:26 am » |
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Maybe it is women that make us swear so much . I said something similiar when my next door nieghbour rang me up whilst I was away from home for a period to advise me that he had just stopped my wife from trying to colour in a big scratch she had put down the side of my brand new car with a vivid!!!
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2009, 07:37:37 am » |
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The word “FUCK”
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word “Fuck”. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.
In language, “Fuck” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive: Mary fucked John; and intransitive: John was fucked by Mary. It can be an action verb: John really gives a fuck; a passive verb: Mary really doesn't give a fuck; an adverb: Mary is fucking interested in John; or as a noun: Mary is a terrific fuck. It can also be used as an adjective: Mary is fucking beautiful; or an interjective: Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary. It can even be used as a conjunction: John is easy, fuck he's also stupid. As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word “Fuck”. Aside from it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.
Greetings: “How the fuck are ya?”.
Fraud: “I got fucked by the car dealer”.
Resignation: “Oh fuck it”.
Trouble: “I guess I'm fucked now”.
Aggression: “FUCK YOU”.
Disgust “Fuck me”.
Confusion: “What the fuck.....”.
Difficulty: “I don't understand this fucking business”.
Despair: “Fucked again”.
Pleasure: “I fucking couldn't be happier”.
Displeasure: “What the fuck is going on here”.
Lost: “Where the fuck am I?”
Disbelief: “Unfuckingbelievable!!”
Retaliation: “Up your fucking ass!”
Denial: “I didn't fucking do it”.
Perplexity: “I know fuck all about it”.
Apathy: “Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?”
Love: “I fucking love you”.
Suspicion: “Who the fuck are you”.
Panic: “Lets get the fuck out of here”.
Directions: “Fuck off”.
Disbelief: “How the fuck did you do that?”
It can be used in an anatomical description: “He's a fucking asshole”.
It can be used to tell time: “It's five fucking thirty”.
It can be used in business: “How did I wind up with this fucking job?”
It can be maternal: “Motherfucker!”
It can be political: “Fuck George W Bush!”
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
“What the fuck was that?” — Mayor of Hiroshima.
“Where did all these fucking indians come from?” — General Custer.
“Where the fuck is all this water coming from?” — Captain of the Titanic.
“Thats not a real fucking gun!” — John Lennon.
“Who's going to fucking find out?” — Richard Nixon.
“I didn't fucking kill my wife!” — OJ Simpson.
“You want what on the fucking ceiling?” — Michaelangelo.
“Fuck a duck!” — Walt Disney.
“Yo bitch, wanna fuck?” — Mike Tyson.
“Why? Because it's fucking there!” — Sir Edmond Hillary.
“I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?” — Joan of Arc.
And last, but not least....
“I didn't fuck Monica!!” — Bill Clinton.
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 08:33:36 am » |
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word “Fuck”. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. Verbalising the word in public or in private is one thing, publishing it in a public forum is totally different, imo As an old ex-truckie (in 1970s) when the guys I worked with, who were still a bit anti this female intrusion into their hallowed field, used it as an insult I used to reply that I was too well brought up to understand what they meant. Now, in an unrestricted public forum, will I be able to let yas know that I think there are a lot of yas here are fucking bloody cunts?
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 09:02:54 am » |
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You just did - whats your point?
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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relaxed1
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 10:39:02 am » |
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LMFAO
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 12:49:38 pm » |
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What happened to your car Lovelee?
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 01:56:23 pm » |
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 01:59:23 pm » |
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fovelee far fad a fatal fccident fnd fhe fuckin forks fid a funner.
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 02:02:29 pm » |
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Hahaha is the heat getting to u Kiwi?? Weve got 92% humidity and 26.7c. Wish I could get in the pool
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 02:05:46 pm » |
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was trying to write each word beginning with F but when I just read it even to me it made no sence at all.
No it is cold here today.
Miss K is home with a virus and off schol for a few days.
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« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 03:57:40 pm » |
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whuk it all
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2009, 06:28:54 pm » |
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Now, in an unrestricted public forum, will I be able to let yas know that I think there are a lot of yas here are fucking bloody cunts?Justic's rolling on floor laughing her whuking head off at this thread And I agree with LL, it's whuking humid here.
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2009, 06:57:34 pm » |
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KTJ you forgot my favourite f word whinge to hoever made breakfast....... "Not sausawhukinges again"........
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relaxed1
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« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2009, 07:06:38 am » |
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OMG i can't believe that from nit ROFLMFAO
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