ballasted moth
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« on: February 11, 2009, 04:54:21 pm » |
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Share a blanket and keep warm
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Greens are really RED
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chrismrky
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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2009, 05:12:22 pm » |
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is that before or after you shower with a friend???
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today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday....is it really been that bad today?
If we can put two men on the moon.....why cant we put the whole lot there? eh?
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k1w14ever
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2009, 05:55:42 pm » |
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use the same plate
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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HisMajesty
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2009, 09:41:37 am » |
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Sell one of the kids...start with your least favourite
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Calliope
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If music be the food of love, play on
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2009, 09:56:27 am » |
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eat less and drink more water
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[W]hat the internet and its cult of anonymity do is to provide a blanket sort of immunity for anybody who wants to say anything about anybody else, and it would be difficult in this sense to think of a more morally deformed exploitation of the concept of free speech. - Richard Bernstein in the New York Times
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Nitpicker1
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2009, 10:03:38 am » |
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get up later, go to bed earlier.
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guest49
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2009, 10:16:03 am » |
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Damn! I thought you were talking about old engines, valves, and lead-free petrol.
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wgtngirl
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2009, 12:25:30 pm » |
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Save water.....drink beer.
Save energy......shower with me.
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Nitpicker1
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2009, 01:18:55 pm » |
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Save energy......shower with me. Save energy, water and soap ....don't wash anything
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Shef
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2009, 07:09:48 pm » |
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Make sure when you visit family it's at dinner time
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Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
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Sir Blodsnogger
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2009, 07:15:16 pm » |
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eat from your neighbours vegetable patch
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DazzaMc
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2009, 07:16:33 pm » |
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Great idea Blod. For that you get some Karma.
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Nitpicker1
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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2009, 02:29:12 am » |
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One from the last depression:
using mince as a stew, when visitors arrive unexpectedly, bulk it up with porridge (rolled oats, oatmeal) and more water.
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bump head benny
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« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2009, 04:07:22 am » |
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Go to the beach and score pauas, pipis, crayfish and kahawai, build a smokehouse, make a hinaki and catch eels. Raid corn fields at night, select fruit off your neighbors trees while theyre down the pub.
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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bump head benny
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« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2009, 07:54:44 pm » |
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Grow snails for those overpriced resturaunts in the cities.
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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k1w14ever
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« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2009, 08:58:06 pm » |
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reuse your gum, with it under you detures to keep them in place
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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bump head benny
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« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2009, 02:43:30 am » |
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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Calliope
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If music be the food of love, play on
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« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2009, 12:18:24 pm » |
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reuse your gum, with it under you detures to keep them in place
what dentures - speak for yourself
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[W]hat the internet and its cult of anonymity do is to provide a blanket sort of immunity for anybody who wants to say anything about anybody else, and it would be difficult in this sense to think of a more morally deformed exploitation of the concept of free speech. - Richard Bernstein in the New York Times
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bump head benny
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« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2009, 12:24:31 pm » |
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When you need to go to the dentists for an extraction, just get your teeth loosened....coz its waaaay cheaper.
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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HisMajesty
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« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2009, 10:44:56 am » |
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This has to be one of the most fun threads around!
BUMP!
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« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2009, 12:10:05 pm » |
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Use sugar instead of flour - seriously it is cheaper
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HisMajesty
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« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2009, 02:39:41 pm » |
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What if you trying to bake something savoury!
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bump head benny
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« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2009, 04:04:00 pm » |
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Instead of buying talc you can dust yourself with that powder on bubble gum, smells nice too bwahahahahah..nah just kidding.
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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HisMajesty
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« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2009, 10:40:33 am » |
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Invest in a pair of roller skates and hang on travelling buses/trucks to commute long distances!
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