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I just burnt the KFC.


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« on: February 10, 2009, 06:57:40 pm »

No really - I did!
I just burnt the bloody KFC!!

I knew I wasn't the best cook - but far-out!


I'm shocked at myself.




oh well... egg Sammie's for dinner.
How long do you boil a egg again?



I really need to pull finger with this whole marriage thing... life will be easier then... lol.

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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 07:21:24 pm »

WTF .. that stuff comes cooked ya dim wit!!   Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 07:24:04 pm »

It went cold so I tried re-heating it.... lol.
It didn't go so well....
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 07:38:58 pm »

Hysterical
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 08:30:33 pm »

It didn't go so well.... (a wee bit of understatement Grin )


No shit --- I have burnt many things over the years, but KFC's a new one on me
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 06:52:49 pm »

Geeze mate - I prefer KFC when it is cold.  Why you go reheating it?
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2009, 06:04:44 pm »

Reckon  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 04:10:07 pm »

Thought Id make some ox tail stew for dindins tonight.

Using mothers old recipe, Id browned the onions, covered the tails in salt, pepper & flour, and was browning them when the granddaughter turned up at the door, shed forgotted what he could put in the incinerator.

So I went out to see what he had, empty make up tubes, foil cat food containers, tins, fly spray containers, lighters, plastic takeaway food containers.  Hmm I said .. paper and cardboard only .. you cant put that in there!!!!  OOO WHAT - is this cardboard - holds up a make up tube  Kiss

Next thing the fire alarms are going off .. hehe .. I come diving back into the smoke filled house.   Angry

Ive got it simmering now .. scooped off the black bits 
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 06:31:21 pm »

lol... Glad to know it's not just me!


Come on - burning the onions?! Gee - I'd never do that!

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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 06:39:03 pm »

It was the meat too Daz!! Sad

As an update - its all finished .. and I had a taste.
Decided the dogs can have the gravy .. the tails are yumm though!!


I just cannot put a gravy made from burnt beginnings in front of a man whose cooked dinner for Nelson Mandela  Angry
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2009, 07:55:53 pm »

Roast in the on the table - fire going - family talking.... ya cant beat it.


YAY for woman!!

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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2009, 10:00:44 pm »

my sister in-law always birnt carrots, pot full of water and burnt them dry everytime.  Don't think she cooks them any more.
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2009, 10:28:14 pm »

Our best man went out with this really stoopid bint that couldn't boil water. We walked into his flat one day, as soon as we opened the door, smoke billowed out. She didn't realise you had to put water in the pot when cooking saveloys. Grin

She didn't last long.
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