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The Perils of Living with Animals


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« on: September 14, 2009, 11:54:23 am »

At my age, one needs to maintain a certain dignity, even when no-one's around to see. One needs too, a daily check on one's balance ability. To do this I stand one one leg while donning my trou.

That's easily achieved unless a canine companion grabs the free end of a trouser-leg as it is being manouvered up the thigh.


Sheesh I'm glad I live alone.
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 12:20:03 pm »

At my age, one needs to maintain a certain dignity, even when no-one's around to see. One needs too, a daily check on one's balance ability. To do this I stand one one leg while donning my trou.

That's easily achieved unless a canine companion grabs the free end of a trouser-leg as it is being manouvered up the thigh.


Sheesh I'm glad I live alone.

PMSL - and you'll be glad there is no CCTV there either. Did your canine friend laugh at you?
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 12:39:02 pm »


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glad there is no CCTV there either

Lucky it did not happen in the office or on the deck, CCTV is trained on that.

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Did your canine friend laugh at you?

I am sure she'll tell her mate Barney, an elderly resident Jack Russell who comes in for a daily schmacko whenever his owner lets him out.
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 05:21:11 pm »

Oh dear Grin

I hope a fall wasn't involved.

Mr sp used tot have similar problems with tying shoelaces and a small but heavy grey feline, Minnie.

This has been the first six month period in I don't know how long that I haven't had to replace a single pair of shoelaces. No more grey cat on shoelace detruction detail.
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