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Dear Agony Aunt and Uncle

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« on: February 07, 2009, 10:07:52 pm »

If superman is the "Man of Steel", How flexible is his you-know-what?
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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 11:28:12 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 02:34:27 am »

Dear Calliope ... are you feeling that Mr C's manhood is inadequate ?

Superman's attributes are derived from his Kryptonian heritage, which made him more evolved than humans.

Sadly Mr C will never compete with him in that certain area of  anatomy...

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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2009, 06:36:05 am »

If superman is the "Man of Steel", How flexible is his you-know-what?

Featherlite or gossamar touch to go with the red and black rubber zoot?
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2009, 08:03:07 am »

Lois Lane didn't do the deed.

Nuff said.
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 10:09:54 pm »

Calliope, since I personally feel the advice offered to you has not really be up to the usual standard of Agony aunts and uncles, let me assist you with your query.

Can I help you by saying, that I personally have tried 'super man of steel' and although he did have not any noticable krypton factor that I could see, his flexibility was top class.  So let me assure you if ever you come across him, do not be afraid to give him a go.     

I hope this helps.
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