wgtngirl
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« on: February 06, 2009, 06:24:58 am » |
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Dear Agony Aunt and Uncle
Why does my husband hog all the blankets and leave me with my butt in the cold air?
TIA Cold butt wife
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dragontamer
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 07:38:28 am » |
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Dear Cold Butt Wife Thank you for your graphic description. I don't know why this would be, perhaps he feels safe looking like a chrysalis. I suggest pj's and stop sleeping on your knees. Hope this helps Agony Aunt.
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Newtown-Fella
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 10:30:33 am » |
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Dear Cold Butt Wife
Have some consideration buy bigger blankets or solve the problem simply by buying yourself a Sleeping Bag and stop nagging the poor man.
Agony Uncle
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 12:26:53 pm » |
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 01:02:59 pm » |
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Grab your side of the blanket and roll over putting cold r's next to warm one.............
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 06:42:56 pm » |
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Grab your side of the blanket and roll over putting cold r's next to warm one.............
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wgtngirl
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 06:38:30 pm » |
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Dear Agony Aunt and Uncle
I took your suggestions and still landed up with a cold butt. So I thought of another way to win the blankets. I went to bed before mr welly, wrapped most of the blanket under me, and pretended to be asleep when he came to bed. Needless to say, mr welly landed up with the cold butt. Mwahahahahaha. Thanks for your advice
No longer a cold butt wife.
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 06:48:31 pm » |
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X Cold Butt Wife....
dont worry as it was a very hot and clammy night last night and will get even hotter these next few days Mr Welly actually doesnt give a toss.
He's sleeping well your the one getting the hot flushes....
Agony Uncle
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2009, 10:14:35 pm » |
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Dear Uncle Agony, With reference to your previous posts I feel you are showing favourtism towards Mr Welly and do not have enough sympathy for Mrs welly's cold butt. Don't you realise that a wife with a cold butt could become frigid? Regards An Interested Reader.
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 12:41:13 am » |
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Dear An Interested Reader...
have you not thought that Mr W's hogging of the blankets maybe his way of escaping Mrs W's insatiable appetite for nocturnable escapades ?
Mrs W expects him to be up and out there earning a living so he needs his 8 hours sleep a night .
Push him and he may move to single beds !!
Agony Uncle
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dragontamer
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2009, 07:08:24 am » |
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Dear An Interested Reader
I have it on good authority that it would take more than a cold butt to curb Mrs Welly's wonton ways.
Have you considered that Mr Welly uses the 'cold butt' technique to wake Mrs Welly for a romp, deeming it safer than an elbow in the ribs?
Thank you for your input.
Agony Aunt
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2009, 10:13:12 am » |
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Dear Agony Aunt Mrs Welly's 'wonton" ways Sounds like something perverted you do with Chinese Food. Maybe yu do know more about her than I. I will leave her to her cold butt and wontons. Regards A Converted Reader
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2009, 04:23:40 pm » |
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I was eating breakfast. My mind was on food. You will note there was a reference to ribs in there too. Now I want Kung Pau Chicken.
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2009, 05:49:14 pm » |
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as the night temperatures are rising because of the hot air dragging across the Tasman from Aussie i would have thought that Mr's Welly would stop complaining and enjoy the cool breeze on her cold butt...
just think whilst Mr Welly is smothered in the blankets his temperature will be rising and we all know what happens to boys when things get too hot in certain regions..
time to get over yourself Mrs Welly stop complaining and more on
tough love
Agony Uncle
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2009, 04:36:42 pm » |
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I've had this trouble from some time and I've found the answer! If hubby's privates are kept well heated (either by a hot body or a hot water bottle) he will not need the blanket. It's worked for me for years. Hope this helps.
cheerio for now great g/mother aunty moll.
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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2009, 08:17:59 pm » |
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Dear All, we know know Mrs W will get her butt wramed by Mr W and she is again showing off with the amount of butt warming that goes on in her house. I am sure Mrs W will always wake with smile on her dile and a warm butt. Love from Kiwi with warm butt
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« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2009, 08:41:51 pm » |
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butt wramed
oops - another blooper?
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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2009, 04:32:24 pm » |
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Mrs W, I'm sure, would not appreciate her butt being wramed. Mr W may, (who can say?) however I think Mr Kiwi1 should refrain from inciting rampid butt wramming in any way, shape or form. The butt is for one thing only ... it holds the legs in place.
Mrs W, are you still having trouble with your cold butt? Perhaps you should think about indulging yourself a little and buy another blanket.
Yours ever so kindly The Grt Grand Moll
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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2009, 11:07:17 pm » |
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wramed and wramming ? sparkels it would be appreciated if you didnt interfere and proffer advice that will only inflame an already delicate situ Mrs W is suffering the wrath of Mr W due to her persistent moaning and we havent reached the cooler climes of winter why Mrs W is complaining at all still remains a puzzle she just need to change position or take onboard earlier advice given if shhe doent then iy remains her problem its a case of you can lead a cow oops horse to water but you cant make it drink some women are never satisfied and it would appear that Mrs W may fall into that category
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sparkels
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« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 09:23:14 pm » |
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btw, I'm having trouble with my pardner. He's so hot he thinks he can have me whenever he likes. This annoys me intensly because I am always being way-laid by his ever increasing demands. What ever shall I do? I've tried viagra myself, but it only makes my nipples twing.
help !
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« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2009, 11:12:23 pm » |
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ROFLMAO and singing " memories are made of this"
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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2009, 09:06:58 am » |
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I was more inclined to "Dreams are made of this".
Hot by whose definition? His?
I have a 'hot' man and it never irks me when he waylays me. I'm thrilled my hot man thinks I'm hot enough to jump even after 18 years +.
Maybe some analysis needs to be done on the emotional level rather than sexual?
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« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2009, 10:53:49 pm » |
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btw, I'm having trouble with my pardner. He's so hot he thinks he can have me whenever he likes. This annoys me intensly because I am always being way-laid by his ever increasing demands. What ever shall I do? I've tried viagra myself, but it only makes my nipples twing. help ! now sparkels if you followed the system you should have realised that this is an entirely different situ to the problem with Mrs W's cold butt ... would you open another tread and allow Agnoy Aunt and i to respond appropriately to your problem with your hot b/f . [ who i have heard on the grapevine is a hit with the boys @ the local .... but that is another story entirely ] if people see this thread with new messages in it they will think there is some exciting news about poor Mr W and his cold bits .... ta ... Agnony Uncle
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