Brownie55
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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« on: February 05, 2009, 09:47:29 pm » |
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Dear Agony Aunt and Uncle, I have wondered about this since I was a kid so hope you can solve it for me as I lie awake at night puzzling about it.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
I sincerely hope you can help as the tiredness resulting from my puzzling is causing worry lines to form on my forehead.
Yours faithfully Jungle gal
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Newtown-Fella
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 10:27:36 pm » |
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Dear Jungle gal ..... Tarzan was ahead of his time ... he is actually a metrosexual ... Hope this helps... Agony Uncle
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sparkels
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 04:28:24 pm » |
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I'm having trouble maintaining my diminishing desires and fantasies. All my life I've been entertained by these desires and fantasies, but now, with age ... my imagination appears to be drying up, hence my actions are too. Please help me as I would like to be more 'active' and pills don't help. Thanking you in advance Minge
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Don't worry, be happy.
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dragontamer
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 05:25:38 pm » |
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Dear Sparkelz,
I think you are taking the wrong pills.
Try something to work on your imagination rather than your libido.
The Yellow Pages list some 'interesting' businesses who may be able to tickle your imagination, while tickling your other bits. Perhaps let your fingers do the walking?
Hope this helps
Agony Aunt
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Lovelee
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 07:04:18 pm » |
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I can help with things that tickle 'other bits'
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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dragontamer
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 07:46:58 pm » |
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I was thinking of you Lovelee, but I didn't want to cause a ruckus.
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sparkels
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 08:00:50 pm » |
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Thank you for giving me an such inspiring idea. A book the size of the yellow pages is certainly a challenge for me, in order to find an outlet for my depleting imagination but I promise I'll try to exercise my fingers more as you suggest. However, Is it possible, in order to delay any existing anxiety you understand, that I could have access to whot Lovelee's got on hand? ps: You will be pleased to know I'm sure, that pills such as Viagra, never did me any harm. Wherever did you get that idea?
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Don't worry, be happy.
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k1w14ever
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2009, 08:21:49 pm » |
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metal note, do not read these threads before going to bed.
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Lovelee
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 04:54:24 pm » |
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Thank you for giving me an such inspiring idea. A book the size of the yellow pages is certainly a challenge for me, in order to find an outlet for my depleting imagination but I promise I'll try to exercise my fingers more as you suggest. However, Is it possible, in order to delay any existing anxiety you understand, that I could have access to whot Lovelee's got on hand? ps: You will be pleased to know I'm sure, that pills such as Viagra, never did me any harm. Wherever did you get that idea? Lordy be yes!! But ya better hurry - business is sold now!
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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sparkels
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2009, 04:56:00 pm » |
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Dear Agony Aunt and Uncle
I have another problem which over the past few days has taken me past my usual limit of angst, according to my anger management class instructor who knows me well, since I attend often.
My problem is this ... no matter how hard I try to stop myself, I'm still not content with just kicking the cat. I've tried several new and different varieties of cat because I did not want to be appear to be biased in any way but still none satisfy my desire to kick it.
Please help as I am becoming an outcast.
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Don't worry, be happy.
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Newtown-Fella
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2009, 10:58:12 pm » |
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a bit further info is requested before making an honest comment ...
what has the cat or cats done to you to cause these out bursts ?
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Lovelee
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009, 06:52:33 am » |
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I dont need a reason to kick a cat!
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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