Message #3611

[dragontamer]

Dear An Interested Reader

I have it on good authority that it would take more than a cold butt to curb Mrs Welly's wonton ways.

Have you considered that Mr Welly uses the 'cold butt' technique to wake Mrs Welly for a romp, deeming it safer than an elbow in the ribs?

Thank you for your input.

Agony Aunt