What Men are Like

[Calliope]

For  all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you  can get milk for free. Here's an update for you:  Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage,  WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying  an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 

Men  are like....   



1. Men are like  Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of  you. 

2  Men are like.  Bananas .  The older they get, the less firm they  are.   

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to  change them. 

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure  why. 

5. Men are like Chocolate  Bars ..  Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for  your hips. 

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word  they say. 

7. Men are like Department  Stores ...  Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8... Men are like . Government  Bonds ....  They take soooooooo long to mature. 

9. Men are like  .... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of  emotion. 

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but  only for a little while.

11. Men are like  Snowstorms  . You never know when they're coming, how many  inches you'll get or how long it will last. 

12. Men are like Lava  Lamps . Fun  to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking  Spots All  the good ones are taken, the rest are  handicapped.