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wgtngirl
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« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2009, 06:04:41 am »

Lurks in

Smacks Newtown Fella around the head for not using the words lurks in, lurks out, feels sorry for Brownie and replaces the empty bottle with a full one.

Lurks out
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« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2009, 06:10:20 am »

Lurks in

Puts an wakey drink by Brownie - raw eggs and cold milk.
Find my coke can - shake it - hmm I left some

Skulls it

Falls down on the floor by Brownie  Huh
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« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2009, 07:28:04 pm »

Lurks in and begins to eat the muffins.  Realises she needs a good cup of coffee to go with the yummy treats and lurks out in search of a good latte.
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« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2009, 11:01:53 am »

Lurks in.

Puts spare emergency dragon egg incubator in the corner.  Hangs sign:  "Do not touch.  Dragons are like ducks.  They hatch and see you, you're their mama whether you want the job or not.  If ya don't know what you're doing you're going to get your butt set on fire.  Insurance doesn't cover dragon damage."

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« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2009, 12:01:11 pm »

Lurks in sipping a now cold coffee.

Looks at the incubator and the ominous sign attached to it.  Decides she likes her own mobile icubator and goes and sits down to watch a soppy DVD.
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« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2009, 02:23:17 pm »

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

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wgtngirl
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« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2009, 02:53:31 pm »

Lurks in

Sees the dragon egg incubator.  Welly luvs dragons.  Goes to have a look.  Decides the dragons won't be fun until they hatch. Pats the cats and puts up a sign saying "Cats will not be dragon food".   Takes beakers soppy DVD out and uses it as a frisbee out the window, puts Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix on instead, sits down in the lazyboy, orders donq to get me pizza and coke, sits back with tv and dvd remote.
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« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2009, 07:03:09 pm »

Limps in

 Cry
Lovelee likes dragons too

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« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2009, 07:16:38 am »

Lurks in

Sees Welly has fallen asleep in lazyboy, takes remote and hides it, heh heh!

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« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2009, 04:33:02 pm »

Lurks in

Sees Welly has fallen asleep in lazyboy, takes pizza packaging and coke can and swap them for half a dozen cadbury chocolate wrappers and an empty bottle of bourbon.

Lurks out
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« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2009, 04:48:24 pm »

Lurks in - rips the Mitsubishi Electric Comfortmaster Air Condtioner off the wall and lurks out again.
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« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2009, 04:52:30 pm »

Lurks in - rips the Mitsubishi Electric Comfortmaster Air Condtioner off the wall and lurks out again.

see ------ this is what happens to ya when u spend too much time in Auckland
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« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2009, 05:00:22 pm »

PMSL....

What - the tendency to need Air Conditioners or the tendency to rip air conditioners off others walls and walk out the door with them?
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« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2009, 05:06:10 pm »

the tendency to rip air conditioners off others walls and walk out the door with them

Im tempted to ask if you used to live in Sth Ak - but Id have my hand smacked by Justic 
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« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2009, 10:19:27 pm »

Lurks back in - tries to re-attach the air-con but discovers it wont stay on the wall. Drags Dinning table over to the wall and sets the air-con upon it.
Rewires the air-con and flicks it on.



Regains consciousness 5 minutes later in the far corner.
Exstishies large-ish fire on the dinning table with the coke in the fridge.

Lurks out dazed.
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wgtngirl
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« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2009, 02:54:07 pm »

Lurks in

Puts fresh coke in the fridge, adds wine and beer.  Fills the fruit bowl with strawberries, grapes, apricots, peaches and plums.  Puts a chicken that I have seasoned with African seasoning in the oven to roast, peels the potatoes and carrots and puts peas and broccoli into separate pots ready to boil.  Leaves a note saying "Dinner will be served at 6.30"  Moves the dining table back to its place after magically repairing it.  Places Dazza's singed hair into an envelope and auctions it in the stupidity section of Trade Me.  Sits down in Lazyboy watching spongebob squarepants and waiting to start the next bit of cooking.

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« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2009, 03:08:13 pm »

Lurks in, plonks butt at the table, grabs knife and fork and starts singing "Food food - glorious food"

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« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2009, 03:39:13 pm »

Lurks up from chair, puts duct tape over Dazza's mouth and ties him to the chair with a rope so he can't remove the tape, smirks, heads into the kitchen to see how the cooking is going
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« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2009, 04:27:57 pm »

Walks into dining room, puts food on table, removes duct tape from Dazza's mouth, and yells DINNER IS READY

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« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2009, 04:38:44 pm »

Waahoo!!!
Food!
Amazing.... really really yummy... more so since I burnt the KFC last night...

Starts singing "Food food - glorious food" (with a month full) again.

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« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2009, 05:56:04 pm »

not very hungry  Undecided
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« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2009, 07:07:15 pm »

Lurks in to see who is bad mouthing Souff Orklund

Makes a note in diary to put a spell on LL

See's Dazz with his biutt on the table...whoaaahhh big spell coming up for Dazz

Wishes he hadn't pinched air conditionerand lurks out to find a fannnnnnn.
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« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2009, 01:58:29 pm »

Lurks out after stairing at his dinner for the past 18 odd hours.
The 14th helping just wont fit - no matter how I try.


Rapidly lurks back in mumberling about the hot sticky weather, grabs a cold beer from the fridge and lurks out again...
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« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2009, 08:28:39 pm »

Lurks up from chair, puts duct tape over Dazza's mouth and ties him to the chair with a rope so he can't remove the tape, smirks, heads into the kitchen to see how the cooking is going


so you replaced Mr W with Dazza ?

no more cold butts I take it then ?
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« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2009, 06:12:08 am »

Realises she's been in here for a week and not one person has said hello!  Also, she is a bit wiffy....  decides to go home and have a long bath.
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