He sounds delightful, but I'm glad he's not mine. Especially as I can't get past the second rung of a ladder
oo - me neither shef. Well, truthfully, I can get up the ladder. Its getting down that's the problem and I've had to be rescued on more than one occasion. I just don't go higher than the second rung now. Saves a lot of temper when people who are supposed to be helping are laughing.
As for Sinbad, had he got tastebuds? Weedkiller isn't sweet like antifreeze, it doesn't trick them into thinking its a nice drink.