... and then there are the foreign bodies up rectum presentations. 101 things to do with vegetables other than eating them ... you get the picture
Leeks (green leafed end first - yep, I could not figure that one out either), carrots, parsnips then there is the test tube, the marmite jar and the cakes of soap. You name it, someone's tried it. It's the explanations that used to amuse me. Most explanations were made up like - "I was gardening in the nude and fell on a carrot."
I absolutely ALWAYS remained professional - not even a smirk. Most of the time you had an inkling that it was going to be bizarre.
The there was the safety pin through the penis - he was going to a Toga Party. YEAH RIGHT!
