k1w14ever
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« on: February 02, 2009, 08:48:11 pm » |
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Let the games begin
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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Lovelee
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2009, 06:29:29 am » |
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Some trivia for you matey ------
During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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Kiwithrottlejockey
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2009, 09:08:06 am » |
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Sir Blodsnogger
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 07:40:35 am » |
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A half litre sized plastic bottle filled with water can be placed in a fire. The plastic will not melt nor catch fire until the water in the bottle reaches a similar temp to the fire. So you can get a good hot drink - so hot it will steam - BEFORE THE BOTTLE MELTS. Do not try this in the house nor on the loungeroom floor.
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Jodes
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 07:47:35 am » |
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In the latest Indiana Jones, the scene with the Harley shows a current model Harley...problem is, the movie is supposed to be back in the 1940's.
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Sir Blodsnogger
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 07:45:09 pm » |
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The last sheet of the toilet roll is ALWAYS used by the previous user.
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Newtown-Fella
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2009, 10:17:53 pm » |
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Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle
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Brownie55
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2009, 02:27:34 pm » |
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"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language
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I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
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Shef
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2009, 03:50:48 pm » |
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Strewth Brownie. That's a mind twister (I had to read it twice just to get it right LOL )
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Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
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bump head benny
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2009, 01:16:47 am » |
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Most people fart up to 40 times a day.
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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Lovelee
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009, 06:49:20 am » |
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I had my kids convinced that I never farted, right up till they were about 10
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Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got a really nasty case of syphilis, in which case penicillin is your best bet.
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k1w14ever
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2009, 10:34:57 pm » |
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snakes have hips jelly babys don't cry. chocoalte fish don't swim
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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Magoo
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2009, 06:56:26 am » |
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Steam rollers do not roll steam.
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bump head benny
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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2009, 04:06:52 am » |
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Bread rolls dont roll The superbowl doesnt bowl 10 speed bikes dont bike......
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Lets kill all the warmongers.
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